Stories

  • Anti cliché by moshpit

    Summary:

    You have read all the clichés. You know you might even write them, intentionally or otherwise. And yet, where are the lines that failed to become cliché? Right here, of course. A story of introspection, consumerism, sheep, bones, and more. And, of course, of Voldemort's defeat by the bonds of destiny held in skilled hands.

    Genre: Comedy Timeframe: Sixth Year First point of canon divergence: HBP
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery Attributes: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Fluff, Humor, Mild Sexual Situations, Violence, Romance Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy
    Complete: Yes Length: 5,001 - 20,000 Posted on: 10/07/2008 - 05:24 Hitcount: 1328


  • Buttonfly 501 by moshpit

    Summary:

    A one-shot alternate ending for OotP. There are prophecies and portents, problems and pragmatism all fighting for dominance in one weary Harry Potter’s life. In those final days between learning what Fate may hold in store for him and the long journey home, it is a time for bold plans, daring risks, and life-altering decisions. Who is to say what may be Right and what may be Easy when the dust settles?

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Fifth Year First point of canon divergence: OotP
    Warnings: none Attributes: none Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle
    Complete: Yes Length: 5,001 - 20,000 Posted on: 10/17/2008 - 06:04 Hitcount: 1043


  • Drabbles by moshpit

    Summary:

    A series of drabbles that are unrelated; these are one-offs that may not be beta'd, continued, or used as llama fodder. Then again, a ravenous ostrich may find any of the entries delectable. It's all in the eye of the beholder.

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Moot First point of canon divergence: None
    Warnings: none Attributes: none Main Character(s):
    Complete: No Length: 5,001 - 20,000 Posted on: 10/07/2008 - 04:11 Hitcount: 1239


  • Echoes of Power by moshpit

    Summary:

    Harry mysteriously disappeared at the age of six, and then benefited from years of tutoring by an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it is finally time for a fifteen-year-old, well-trained, sarcastic and somewhat cynical Harry to take up his place at Hogwarts. Life at Hogwarts, however, is not always what Harry anticipated. There, secrets are told, allies are discovered, and the journey to power begins. Completely AU.

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Fifth Year First point of canon divergence: Pre-Hogwarts
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery | Extreme language Attributes: Action, Adventure, Death, Humor, Mild Sexual Situations, Violence Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Other, Hagrid, Firenze
    Complete: No Length: 250,000+ Posted on: 11/07/2008 - 07:40 Hitcount: 3981


  • Natural Order by moshpit

    Summary:

    If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Moot First point of canon divergence: DH - story
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery Attributes: Action, Death, Violence, Time Travel Main Character(s): Harry
    Complete: Yes Length: 20,001 - 50,000 Posted on: 10/17/2008 - 05:59 Hitcount: 1338


  • Pratfall by moshpit

    Summary:

    A oneshot parody of too many fics to list. With Harry's Horcrux Hunt in high gear, he takes some time out for a Weasley family Christmas. And while he's there, he's got plans that would make the holidays even more memorable.

    Genre: Comedy Timeframe: Seventh Year First point of canon divergence: DH - story
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery Attributes: Action, Fluff, Humor, Mild Sexual Situations, Violence, Romance Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley
    Complete: Yes Length: 5,001 - 20,000 Posted on: 10/07/2008 - 03:47 Hitcount: 1066


  • Ridiculous by moshpit

    Summary:

    The time of the final battle has come, and things are not going well. The Horcruxes have been destroyed, yet Voldemort seems to remain immortal. What stirs in the deep waters of so dark a creature as Tom Riddle, and how can Harry ever hope to beat him when he has already lost?

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Seventh Year First point of canon divergence: DH - story
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery Attributes: Action, Death, Violence Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Tom Riddle
    Complete: Yes Length: 1,001 - 5,000 Posted on: 10/07/2008 - 04:34 Hitcount: 870


  • Shoes by moshpit

    Summary:

    Finding the right shoe can be a challenge when there are so many to choose from. Perhaps more importantly, however, is always wearing the right socks when you go shopping for shoes. (Sequel to "Socks" -- Post-OotP, Post-DH/Pre-E.)

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Post-Hogwarts First point of canon divergence: HBP
    Warnings: none Attributes: none Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny
    Complete: Yes Length: 1,001 - 5,000 Posted on: 10/23/2008 - 05:31 Hitcount: 786


  • Socks by moshpit

    Summary:

    The scents of the Burrow have implications, and wet socks are ill advised. A moment of clarity can only be found when sunshine is finally understood. Post-OotP, pre-HBP.

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Sixth Year First point of canon divergence: HBP
    Warnings: none Attributes: Fluff, Humor Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny
    Complete: Yes Length: 1,001 - 5,000 Posted on: 10/21/2008 - 04:34 Hitcount: 842


  • The Doors of Perception by moshpit

    Summary:

    With the fall of Dumbledore, Harry is determined to start his own private war against Voldemort, but first he has to get home. A dead ferret, a snake in knots, and a train that cannot stop may stop him before he can get started.

    Genre: Drama Timeframe: Seventh Year First point of canon divergence: DH - story
    Warnings: Disturbing imagery Attributes: Action, Death, Violence Main Character(s): Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Draco Malfoy
    Complete: Yes Length: 5,001 - 20,000 Posted on: 10/07/2008 - 04:02 Hitcount: 864