MetaFic

He knows it’s there now. He can feel it twinge from time to time, sometimes painful and sometimes wonderful. The only thing is, he can’t touch it and it isn’t really his anymore. It was taken from him by someone who loved him. His name is a little to the right at the moment, and the tingling thing is his life.

A oneshot parody of too many fics to list. With Harry's Horcrux Hunt in high gear, he takes some time out for a Weasley family Christmas. And while he's there, he's got plans that would make the holidays even more memorable.

I think there should be a warning for "bad humor."

You have read all the clichés. You know you might even write them, intentionally or otherwise. And yet, where are the lines that failed to become cliché? Right here, of course. A story of introspection, consumerism, sheep, bones, and more. And, of course, of Voldemort's defeat by the bonds of destiny held in skilled hands.

An upside down toilet, a love nest, 'brave' Godric, various closets, unhelpful help system, and magic never seen before. Rebuilding Hogwarts turned into something completely different for our hero. Written for SIYE's Reconstruction Challenge.