MetaFic

A drabble sparked by the opening phrase. Set not long after the end of DH.

Not beta so all mistakes are mine.

This fic is set in Harry’s seventh year and plays fast and loose with canon. It’s seriously AU so if I have Amelia Bones as both Minister of Magic and Susan’s mum, then it’s not a typo. I’ve never written a school-based fic, so this has been a chance to play around with some of the things that others have had fun around with for years.

Most Chapters are PG-13 but two warrant an R rating.

When Draco Malfoy finally goes too far, what will Harry do? More importantly, why will he do it?

A drabble for Girlyswot, who requested "an HP drabble with characters of your choosing to the prompt: Pure Fluff." This was a challenge, as Ros knows, for fluff doesn't come naturally to me. It crossed my mind to do something difficult to make fluffy, like a Draco/Pansy scene, but I decided not to get too ambitious too soon. Baby steps.

Harry Potter discovers Ginny Weasley is a girl, and a cute one at that. Ginny gets a little revenge for all the embarrassing things she has done in front of Harry. Turnabout, they say, is fair play.

Harry needs a way to live unseen with his friends while hunting Horcruxes, and he has a ridiculously devious idea of how to do that. Before they leave, however, he needs to test his theory, and what better place to do that than exactly where he wants to be anyway?

Harry and Ginny undertake a grand and noble experiment. Set in the alternate universe of Phoenix.

What does it take for the phoenix to rise from the ashes?

Harry learns that few people are as thick as he is.