MetaFic

"I've decided to change my name," he announced.

"Indeed, Minister?"

"Yes, I'll contact the Hall of Records tomorrow. I'm going to call myself Three Eleven Twenty-Nine."

"Three Eleven Twenty-Nine?" she said weakly.

"Yes. But you, Dolores dear, must call me Three."

"Of course." She paused. "I wonder, Minister, why you made that choice."

"It's quite simple, really," he said, smiling. "Being Minister isn't enough. I want to become Prime Minister."

Although Umbridge was eventually convicted and sentenced, the Wizengamot had never before considered whether an Unforgivable Curse was justified by criminally bad humor.